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The act of scrambling eggs with your cock.
I love Tennessee scrambling my eggs in the morning.
When a trans girl shoves an egg up her ass and walks up the road before squatting down and “laying” the egg on the sidewalk.
“God, Lilith did an Albemarle Scramble yesterday while we were walking to dollar tree and it was serving up queen energy.”
The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.
The LGBTQAI+ community.
James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot
David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?
Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.
My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?
The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.