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The group of guys you want to “run so far away from” their dads are probably lawyers
Look it’s a flock of seagulls. Let’s run so they don’t roofie us
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when your doing a chick on the beach and before you cum you pull your dick out stick it in the sand and then shove that shit back in there and cover your ears because thats one loud fucking seagull.
me and sally were on the beach getting it on then i pulled a screaming seagull. that bitch screamed so loud i need a hearing aide in my left ear.
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While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.
Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.
Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaching seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.
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It's where a woman sits on a man's face and then ejaculates on the man's face forming two wings over his nose and then the woman gives a bird call before getting off
The library was quiet until she gave an Arabian seagulls.
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Boys that wear polos, rainbows, sperrys, and tucked in shirts. They are crazy for suzie seafarers, and are known to shout AHOY THERE when they are out and about on the sea. They are also know for their high tolerance of country music, and they love to shag to James Taylor, in the cage. They are also know for their ridiculously good looks, and magnificent sea skills.
suzie seafarer 1 : " Hey isnt that a Seagull boy!"
Johnny Seagull 1: " AHOY THERE!"
suzie seafer 2: " Yep...sure is..."
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The Act of pulling out your "chubby" in a bar while your pockets are flipped inside out like wings.
Dan got a $500 fine for showing a chick his Chubby Seagull in the bar last night.
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The short butch haircut of a lesbian.
Check out ellens lesbian seagull
Now thats one killer seagull
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