My search history

"Your browsing history appears here"

Bob: can i see your search history?
You: not even god himself shall lay his eyes on my search history

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Appropriate search history

Search history that is appropriate

She has the most appropriate search history

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google image search

Definition: a person who turns everything you say into something perverted

Background: Try searching anything on google images, most searches have a pornographic image on the first page

Person A: Stop bangin on the tables
Person B: Huhuhuhuh "banging"
Person A: You bloody google image search

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Search Is Your Friend

how to avoid posting reduntant forum questions/entries.

Congrats. You are the 6 millionth person to have posted that question. Remember, Search is your friend.

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executive panty search

When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.

TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"

Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."

TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"

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alabama search warrant

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"

The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.

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google search comeback

when a little bitch has nothing to say for a comeback he goes onto google and looks up your mom jokes

listen to those fucking google search comebacks.

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