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The jizz that a grown man ejects from his penis while watching a bunch of girls play football in Lingerie.
Tom and his family were at Showare Center watching some Lingerie Footbal when he realized that his pants were full of Seattle Mist.
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Being consciously aware of your turn signal and consciously not using it.
The scientific definition of the lowest level of intelligence sufficient to get a driver's license.
Do not ascribe to malice that which can be ascribed to the Seattle special.
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the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists
Bill Gates is a Seattle Mafia kingpin.
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private school on capitol hill filled with the most spoiled, richest kids in seattle and most likely the richest kids in washington. eduacation is very high and mostly everyone are overachievers.
tori: you know matt goes to seattle prep?
leah: his parents own the company my parents work for. aren't all the kids there stuck up?
tori: duh everybody who goes there lives in a mansion with a private jet
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A small friendly town located on the Duwamish Penninsula. West Seattle is home to many middle and upper class people with white picket fences.
Famous for its Alki Beach, one of the few sandy beaches in Seattle.
Not to be confused with Delridge, or White Center, which are ghettos and should never be associated with West Seattle.
West Seattle is a small town and a suburb of Seattle.
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Seattle University is a high school located in the Capitol Hill district of Seattle, WA. It calls itself a college but in reality there is nothing to make it resemble a college in any way. There are no good parties, no hot girls and no ways to have the fun that your friends will be having at real colleges. Do not make the mistake of attending Seattle University. It's a high school.
Jack: Hey, your going to Seattle University too?!
Dave: Yeah, man it's gonna be crazy fun in college!
Jack: Oh no, they dont allow any kind of parties on campus and none of the girls are hot or willing to have sex.
Dave: Oh shit, so basically high school?
Jack: More like middle school.
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Refer to definition of disappointment... Go Yankees
Go see a Seattle Mariners game for a disappointment
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