sloppy seconds

To engage in sexual intercouse where ejaculation has previously ocurred in the orifice by another male within a short time frame. The sperm and semem is then used as a natural lubrication by the second male. Although the term may be used to describe both vaginal and anal intercourse with a male or female, it is traditionally used to describe vaginal intercourse.

I'm tired of always getting dad's sloppy seconds with my sister

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second wind

1) When you completely pass out at a party to the point of being comatose and then ressurect from the dead like Jesus.

Oh man, did you guys see Schueler? Ten minutes ago we had to drag his limp body to his bed and now he is shotguning beers and taking shots. Talk about a second wind.

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to the second power

Used when describing something you love, think is awesome, etc.

I love you to the second power.

Those brownies were amazing to the second power.

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Second Amendflake

A gun nut so triggered by students peacefully protesting for better gun control after surviving a mass shooting that they will actually attack, demean, and/or threaten these brave survivors.
Note: Also will ignore the "a well-regulated militia" part of the amendment in discussions, or pervert its meaning to their purposes.

"the second amendflakes were the first to ridicule the protesters"

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second base

In non perverted terms, the base diagonal from home plate in baseball.

He just ran past second base, and is quickly headed for third.

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salty seconds

When a drunk girl during a party performs oral sex on a male counterpart and swallows the liquid explosion, then returns to the party and makes out with someone else.

"Yo....Katie just sucked me off and swallowed my load and now she making out with some other dude. That homo just got my salty seconds."

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second half

your significant other, girlfriend, wife .became very popular term on bebo.

jessie is my second half.i love her

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