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Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 1, 2010

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bitch Got Served

A simple and efficient way to both insult and mock somebody. Used when he or she makes a huge mistake, does something stupid, or otherwise deserves to be served.

Note - If a question mark is placed at the end (Bitch Got Served?) then it shows curiosity on the part of the questioner as to whether or not the bitch in question did, in fact, get served

1) "You dropped ice cream down your pants?! Bitch got served!"

2) "You fell? But was it funny? Bitch got served?"

by Beast_modez June 18, 2009

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Serving mother cunt

Serving mother cunt is the ultimate serve of sexiness of femininity; and also doing something that is ultimately so fierce that everyone’s jaw dropped at the sight of it. You are slaying in such a way that no one else can compare

Did you see Leslie out last night? She was serving mother cunt so hard.

by bussyqueen October 19, 2023

31πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


single serving friend

a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.

P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.

by Christian Encina June 20, 2008

37πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Bitch Got served

A handy combination of "You got served" and calling someone a bitch. Used in the popular machinima "The Leet World"

- "I think the only one who wears panties around here is montrose"

- "What you mean like the ones I got from your dad?"

- "Yeah well... Thats just, I mean ah, eh um... Son of a bitch!"

- "Everybody hear that sound?"
"Bitch got served."

by Nitro378 July 15, 2008

42πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 14, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.

WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.

by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž