Bitch Got Served

A simple and efficient way to both insult and mock somebody. Used when he or she makes a huge mistake, does something stupid, or otherwise deserves to be served.

Note - If a question mark is placed at the end (Bitch Got Served?) then it shows curiosity on the part of the questioner as to whether or not the bitch in question did, in fact, get served

1) "You dropped ice cream down your pants?! Bitch got served!"

2) "You fell? But was it funny? Bitch got served?"

Serving mother cunt

Serving mother cunt is the ultimate serve of sexiness of femininity; and also doing something that is ultimately so fierce that everyone’s jaw dropped at the sight of it. You are slaying in such a way that no one else can compare

Did you see Leslie out last night? She was serving mother cunt so hard.

single serving friend

a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.

P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.

Bitch Got served

A handy combination of "You got served" and calling someone a bitch. Used in the popular machinima "The Leet World"

- "I think the only one who wears panties around here is montrose"

- "What you mean like the ones I got from your dad?"

- "Yeah well... Thats just, I mean ah, eh um... Son of a bitch!"

- "Everybody hear that sound?"
"Bitch got served."

Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.

WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.