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to have a man-session. a social gathering of "the guys"; often misunderstood as having homosexual meaning.
justin came to see if the guys wanted to have a man-session.
A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.
My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.
When a photographer arranges random people to meet for pictures, can ended up in kissing, holding hands or sex at the end
So my neighbor is a photographer and set me up on a stranger session
When you cum at least 3 times in a day
Example:yesterday I did a cum session watching porn
The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis
The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.
We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.
I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.
1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world
“Yo are you coming over tonight?”
“no sorry I’m having a depression session”