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An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!
Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl
When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.
I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !
Getting shaved by your sibling.
Damn boy, I had an alabama shave yesterday.
Damn bro, that shit horny.
The act of shaving when your not supposed to. Times such as No Shave November or on any bet that involves going for a long period of time without shaving.
Random Dude- Hey are you doing No Shave November?
Other Dude- Hell yeah man
2 weeks later
Random Dude- What happened?
Other dude- I cave shaved...
Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings
Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?
Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then
Boyfriend: Okay
A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.
That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.
It's like a shave, but down under
She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave