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Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings
Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?
Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then
Boyfriend: Okay
It's like a shave, but down under
She didn't like her boyfriends bush so, she told him to get an Australian shave
Use of decapitation in the name of national security.
The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.
A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.
"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."
The act of shaving when your not supposed to. Times such as No Shave November or on any bet that involves going for a long period of time without shaving.
Random Dude- Hey are you doing No Shave November?
Other Dude- Hell yeah man
2 weeks later
Random Dude- What happened?
Other dude- I cave shaved...
Getting shaved by your sibling.
Damn boy, I had an alabama shave yesterday.
Damn bro, that shit horny.
An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!
Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl