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shaving the dwarf

A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.

"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."

by the elephant man 2684 August 27, 2013


Enhanced shaving

Use of decapitation in the name of national security.

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.

by mr_dressup November 28, 2010


Alabama shave

Getting shaved by your sibling.

Damn boy, I had an alabama shave yesterday.
Damn bro, that shit horny.

by SaGxTbaG May 28, 2020


Cave Shaved

The act of shaving when your not supposed to. Times such as No Shave November or on any bet that involves going for a long period of time without shaving.

Random Dude- Hey are you doing No Shave November?

Other Dude- Hell yeah man

2 weeks later

Random Dude- What happened?

Other dude- I cave shaved...

by jaydogg339 November 14, 2011


Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 12, 2018


shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.

That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.

by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021


shave the alpacas

An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!

Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl

by OA-arizona March 11, 2017