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tattoo shining

Sexual act when a woman rubs her vagina on her lover's tattoo, making it shiny from wetness. This is common when tattooed lesbians have sex.

What were you and Tina doing last night?

We were up until 4 am and she was tattoo shining.

by pieface666 March 27, 2013


put a shine on

Pretending to be happy when you're really not.
To make the best of a bad situation.

Some things just suck, but you put a shine on and get on with it.

by Here To Help 711 May 9, 2016


after the shine

When a guy/girl chases after a member of the opposite sex because of their sex appeal or physical attractiveness.

He didn't really like her, he was just after the shine.

by ckhan09 June 3, 2009

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shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017

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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.

Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!

by Joey Orgler October 20, 2007

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poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

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shine time

opportunity to take the spotlight and show off your greatness, stepping up to the occasion and excelling under the pressure

Lebron James needs to get his shine time! Get him the rock!

by HC Loc September 18, 2006

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