5 foods you should never eat again

Basically every ad on the internet. Ever.

Wow an ad! "5 foods you should never eat again to cure cancer!"
Tf is this...

I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

i think we should see other people

What a hoebag says when they want to break up with you most likely because they are seeing someone else. This means "haha, i already am seeing other people. fuck you."

I think we should see other people. You and I aren't meant to be.

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should i bomb the hospital next to my house

it means that someone is asking if they should use explosives on the hospital near them.

p-1: i have a bunch of c4 bombs, should i bomb the hospital next to my house?
p-2: yes, you probably should

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

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Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

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If Trump Got a Shot, So Should You!

The slogan by health experts to white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who irrationally and fearfully refuse to be jabbed as a result of being white-lied or misinformed by oft-pro-Trump and scientifically challenged pastors and diehard conspiracists about the risks of Covid-19 vaccines.

As doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, their message to his faithful followers is “If Trump got a shot, so should you!”

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