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to put on patchoulli oil when in need of a shower.
"i just took a hippie shower"
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Down in Chiraq you can’t trust the City to keep the clean water flowing all the time. Sometimes a household has to take cleanliness into their own hands and one member of the family urinates upon others to clean them off. Though usually found only within the confines of Cook County, R. Kelly notably carried out a Chiraq shower on an unsuspecting thirteen year old girl. Admittedly, Chiraq Showers are usually of the non-sexual nature.
Harold: Fuck, the water’s out again!
Jamal: Shit, that blows. Fuck Richard Daley and all those City Hall fatcats.
Harold: Yeah. I think you’re going to have to give me a Chiraq Shower. I got a big presentation to give today.
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Guys in the gym who hang out in the wet areas of the locker room(showers,saunas,steamrooms,etc,)and cruise other guys for sex. They tend to linger for a long time-not ever really working out-just lurking behind curtains,leering at people, and just being kind of generally creepy.
"that guy is a big shower goblin-he never works out at all!"
We caught a shower goblin today and kicked him out of the gym
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When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.
"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."
A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.
There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!
Something that may destroy your shower if you don't properly maintain it
*Jerry hops into the shower * why is the shower motor so loud? *the motor proceeds to explode. Killing jerry* a shower motor may kill you. Jkjkjk or am I?
To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).
Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.