shrimp pibbly

A very VERY small penis

I can't ride that! It's a shrimp pibbly!!
or
Donald Trump has a shrimp pibbly

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Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

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Shrimp-fisting

Shrimp-fisting is simply the insertion of one's entire foot into a vagina or asshole.

She gasped in amazement when Jill told her that she really enjoying shrimp-fisting her girlfriend.

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Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

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shrimp dick

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

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mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

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breaded shrimp

when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.

Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.

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