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A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.
"I was stuck in a Gentleman's Shuffle for almost a full minute today, it was ridiculous!"
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The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.
YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)
ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.
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The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games
Take these and do your job shuffle monkey
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1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.
Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
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noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.
John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.
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When one partner stands behind the other and bends them over for doggie-style while walking in place.
Andrew gave her the Bradburn Shuffle so long, it wore the bottom of his shoes off.
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titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.
boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.
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