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The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.
YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)
ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.
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The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games
Take these and do your job shuffle monkey
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A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.
As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.
Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."
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1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.
Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
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noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.
John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.
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When one partner stands behind the other and bends them over for doggie-style while walking in place.
Andrew gave her the Bradburn Shuffle so long, it wore the bottom of his shoes off.
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titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.
boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.
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