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A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.
Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.
Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."
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When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.
When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.
Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?
Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.
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a dick that slants to the side.
becky: fuck him, he got a turn signal dick anyways
🤙🏾🤙🏾 When you’re chill no matter what the outcome is you do the Flip hand signal. Derives from cowanbunga surfer attitude. Use both hands only one if it’s not that chill.
Did you see that guy do the flip hand signal? He’s so chill.
When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.
Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.
When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.
I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.