Ice Skating

the best sport ever made. one of the hardest to master, and no one had masterd it because its impossible to master.

Eric: wow you're hot
Kendell: yeah im a Ice skater

ice skating

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Butt skating

Pooping on a toilet for such an extended period of time in a warm temperature setting that one's legs (thighs) and/or butt starts swetting, possibly causing the person to be able to slide around while pooping as if they were on an ice skating rink

Dude, I was on the toilet crapping for over 30 minutes the other day and I started butt skating all over the toilet seat

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Wok Skating

To attatch trucks (Skate-board wheels) to the bottom of a large chinese frying pan and sit hencewith, in said frying pan and blast down the steepest hill you can, holding onto nothing but the handle and your life.

Check out Youtube for Wok skating videos

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Skate wigger

A (White) person who cant make up their mind to be a poser gangster or be a poser skater so decided to be both.

wigger:Yo home slice lets go ollie some gaps (falls on his ass)

real sk8ers: haha skate wigger

wigger: man stop disrespecting my black culture
(gets shot by some angry gangsters that hate posers)

real sk8ers: (laugh more)

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mushroom skating

When u ingest any hallucinogen and start skateboarding/rollerblading/bmx...etc
Usually u do trick u wuldnt even imagine doing when u were sober.

Me and my friends smoked some kush be4 heading out on our all day sesh where we did alot of mushroom skating.

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Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.

Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.

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skate off

To go directly away without looking back.

When told to "skate off", el chap turns directly around and walks away without even looking back

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