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What happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth
I shot it on her face, but she could still see because I gave her a ski mask.
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A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.
I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.
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A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to
If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded
When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.
"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."
Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet
One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.
Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.
THAT guy (or girl) everyone hates! He cuts the lift line, he cuts you off on the slope, he never apologizes ... He has no regard for others happiness while at their favorite ski resort. (Actually, he's probably a snowboarder.)
Did you see that?! That skier literally pushed that snowboarder down and kicked snow in his face. What a "ski bully!"
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"It's 9 O'Clock and the lift is turning... get out of my way! You Suck! I'm the BEST! I deserve fresh tracks." -- Ski Bully (see www.skibully.com)
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