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She acts like a ho but all the guys still say no
For a big slut she got a tiny butt
She thinks shes funny acting like a house bunny
She think shes so cute acting like a cat , but everyoe know she looks like a ugly ass rat!
She always trying to act like me, but too bad you have bad backne!
(pause cold feet)
You are obssesed with shrooms go cry in your room.
All you can do is dance, but all you REALLY want is a schlong in your pants!!
You take credit for all my shit, but you have one bigger tit!
You think smoking weed will make you cool, but really your the most hated girl in school
Putting your hand up by your boobs,only makes you look like a bigger noob.
Now that you lost all your so called 'friends', who are you going to flash your rear end?
Walking around in your square little skirt, why don't you put on a conservative shirt?
WEARING AN A WHEN YOUR A B MAKES EVERYONE YOUR ENEMY.
groossssss. its Square Skirt
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A Jamaican term used to express a feeling of surprise, excitement and or shock
Blouse an skirt! why is that spider so huge? no sah (Like seriously), I am not going back in that room until that spider is dead!
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When one places items on the floor that can be read up close, such as the sides of books, CD's and DVD's such that if a girl bends overto read them, one can make a deft attempt to sneek a peek.
Guy A: Why do you stack your stuff on the floor?
Guy B: Oh, it's Skirt Bait
Guy A: Does it work?
Guy B: Oh yea.
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yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals
around u
breeze.."skirt alert!"
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when your nailin someone in the ass and they never took a shit before you did, so when your done and pull out you have a shit ring stained around your dick, or a dirt skirt.
she told me not to put it in her ass, but i did anyway, now i'm wearing a dirt skirt for life.
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To hunt for skirt, and or cruise the bars looking for loose women, or women who dont have a permanent scowel on their face. Searching women wearing skirt and or showing leg and open to conversation.
Hey! what did you do last night?
I went skirt hunting with friends at the local bars, it turned out to be a pleasurable evening!
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A female politician that is not fit for office but has many people fooled into thinking she is.
An empty skirt is a female politician who is full of empty rhetoric but knows how to energize other low-intellectuals by winking or using populist terms such as "joe six pack" or "real America" in her speeches to gain supporters.
A female version of an empty suit.
Sarah Palin is an empty skirt because she tdoesnt make any sense when she talks and she uses {winks} and "you betcha!" to win blue-collar votes.
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