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The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.
“Hey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?”
“Yea, her face is still red.”
An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.
Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.
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Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.
Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.
"Why is he acting so good today?"
"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
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When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.
That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!
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to participate in the act of sleeping
I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.
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The slapping sound heard during anal intercourse in the shower.
I could hear the sandusky slapwhen I walked by the showers coach. Are you sure they were just horsing around?
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Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
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