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A man puts a pizza over his penis as a woman jumps and lands on top of it
Guy: dude me and my girl did a Cincinnati slider last night
Other guy: bro why am I still friends with you?
When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz
I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen
When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.
Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
I had a clean slider man.
When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.
Porter: Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
Yeehahn: I had a clean slider man.
A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
Young person of any ethnicity who is from indulgent and affluent parents and who has few goals and and commitments beyond daily gratification while awaiting their inheritance.
Don’t hire Wyatt, he’s just a slider who will bolt as soon as anything gets tough.
Noah is a fun guy who travels and volunteers all over the world, but don’t put any hope there, he’s marking time until his parents die.
A skilled individual who uses knee, toe, and hand protection to slide across the ground, and uses this skill to enhance their scaring technique at a Halloween event
“Whoa, did you see that slider? Their gloves kicked up a lot of sparks!”