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when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
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When you see a dog who is confused as to why he/she is floating in space.
"Omg look its a slotting grace!"
"Don't you mean floating space dog?"
"Same thing man..."
A small cut that goes side to side across your finger. Typically found on the thumbs. It is often surrounded by a small "wall" of skin all around, making it look like a slot. You can swipe a credit card through one. Don't ask. It's a long story.
Carley swiped her credit card through the skin slot on her thumb.
A slang word for female genitalia.
"Michelle's slotted locket needed to be checked by the doctor."
The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.
The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.
Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.
Check out this video of a hot chick "dumpster rubbing her slot all alone"!!!