slow walker

one who feels thay must move 100 times slower then you do

i was trying to get to class but the slow walker was in my way

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Big Slow

Someone who has smoked, shot, or snorted enough drugs to the constant every day state of slow motion.

Yo look at Big Slow, someone tell him that dumpster ain't his home even if there is a baseball cap on top.

Where are your keys, wallet, and Blackberry phone? Damn you pulled a Big Slow.

Yall......... ........ .................. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes ................ ... Smoke...... ............... .......................Another L.............. ....... ....................Yo

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Slow Puncture

Awful descriptive term for becoming infected with AIDS.

Shut the fuck up or i'm gonna give you a slow puncture.

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SLoW kid

SLoW or SLW is an acronym for self-loathing white, sometimes referred to as "kids" as they are often college students or other young recipients of higher indoctrination with little to no real-world experience.

There were hardly any black people at the campus BLM demonstration, just a bunch of SLoW kids.

SJW? More like SLW!

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Slow Butter

Anything viewed as extremely boring or awful to endure. Often pronounced "shlow butter" for extra effect or good measure.

Student 1: Man, you sit through class yet today? Teacher had us taking notes the whole time.
Student 2: You mean "slept" through class today... that was slow butter!
Student 1: (in agreement) Shlowwww butter!

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slow dome

When a girl gives you an attentive, sensual, slow blowjob. Usually lots of eye contact and sloppy wet.

I love when Marti gives me slow dome. Can't believe a girl from Michigan has skills like that.

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slow clap

Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.

Hero: <impressive display of prowess>
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X

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