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When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"
A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.
"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"
The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)
Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year
Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year
This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.
Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today
Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?
Person 3: heck yeah we should
Person 1,2 and 3:
SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL
Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?
A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.
I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.
The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date
A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.
"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"