The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands
If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.
Annie's such a dirty snail!
Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.
A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.
He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.
When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"
A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.
"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"
the trail that the snail leaves in its dust.
Snails have been here, you can see its snail cummies.
a band from Leechburg, PA in the late 1970's through the mid-1980's that rocked from southwestern Pennsylvania to Canada. Their mix of blues and rock-a-billy made their sound as mean and righteous as a fist.
I just came back from an Albino Snail gig. Dude, those guys are as mean and righteous as a fist!
When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."