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A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.
He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.
A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.
"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"
When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"
The best game ever (don't believe me? google it)
Snail Bob is the bestest game ever!
the trail that the snail leaves in its dust.
Snails have been here, you can see its snail cummies.
a band from Leechburg, PA in the late 1970's through the mid-1980's that rocked from southwestern Pennsylvania to Canada. Their mix of blues and rock-a-billy made their sound as mean and righteous as a fist.
I just came back from an Albino Snail gig. Dude, those guys are as mean and righteous as a fist!
The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)
Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year
Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year