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A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards
Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty
The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.
Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"
The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
When your girl gets you to the point of blue balls and you sneeze and jizz inside your pants along with obtaining a boner.
Bro, I just had a blue sneeze and need to change my pants.
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person 1: heyyy do you know max (sneeze)?
person 2: yes! he gave me discord nitro for free!