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Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.
"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."
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Someone who enjoys preying on women while sober at a bar. Usually present mostly in college bars and other places with young dumb chicks.
Girl: You see that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, I’d steer clear. Heard he’s a sober sniper.
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Means you're always smoking, drinking, always partying, an everyday high.
The homie stays (SOBER FREE) everyday.
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A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.
Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.
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Sober Bender.
Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
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One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.
Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
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The state of not being horny; not sexually aroused.
Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!
Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
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