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soccer

a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players

"what are those fags playing, soccer?

by the big 57 March 11, 2005

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soccer

the most watched sport in the world

the most richest sport in the world

the most loved sport in the world

PS. Americans hate it with a passion.

WTF is "SAWKER"? SOCCER???? It called football yanks.

by JAMES UISA October 29, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soccer

The gayest sport that involves humping other guys and wearing shin guards because the players are too pussy to get a few kicks in the shin. See gay. Play a real fucking sport losers.

Wow look at that fag with the short shorts.. He must be a soccer player.

by Soccerisforhomos May 25, 2010

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soccer

some sport

Me and Rainy are gonna watch soccer then fuck.

by Tarr January 18, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soccer

1. The sport that requires no upper body strength, giving anybody an advantage if they get into a fight with a soccer player.

2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball.

3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.

1. Soccer is not my favorite sport
2. All I do in soccer is run
3. Nobody passes the ball in soccer
4. Spanish people are usually good at soccer

by yeah, about that...no November 27, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


soccer

Sometimes used as another word for sex when you dont want people around you to know that you wanna fuck

Michael: Hey Boris, lets go for a quick game of Soccer

by Jawi April 4, 2003

52๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


soccer

the gayest sport of all time that requires no skill and no contact at all. It is also the most boring sport in the history of the world. Ice hockey in north america rapes soccer of 'futbol' up the butt.

guy 1: wanna go play hockey?

guy 2: no i don't want to get hurt. let's just play soccer.

by rallistangs19 April 11, 2010

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