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The art of spanking gankers solo during an invasion.
Peeve gank-spanks like he does it for a living!
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A Latin American meal at half price.
#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.
#2: Word?
#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, homie!!
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A man that likes his girl's/wife'sass so much that he can't help but spank her booty when she bends over or walks by.
Spank Daddy likes my tush so much he gives me a smack every chance he gets.
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Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy
B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.
I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.
I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
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Memories of women OR men kept for use in masturbatory fantasies.
Did you see his chest in that shirt? I'll store that one in my spank bank
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The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.
I face spanked my girl while she was giving me head
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The spanker, male or female puts the spankee over his/her knee and gives them an otk spanking on their bottom.
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