speaking in tongues

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

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ghetto speak

Someone who cannot speak coherently.

Ghetto: Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!

Non-Ghetto: Stop speaking like shit and get some grammar lessons.

ghetto speak

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Speak of the devil

When someone is taking about a person,how is expecting him, and finally he arrives.

Speak of the devil,I've been waiting for you for a long time.Where have you been?

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Geek Speak

The 1337/hax0r language.

1 pwned j00, j00 n00b. W00t W00t!!!!

- Example of Geek Speak.

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Whore-Speak

Finding unsuspecting or attention deprived women onlne and then through careful manipulation, getting them hooked by using text and online messaging services. Slowly working your way up to phone calls, then eventually luring them away from home for sex.

After meeting at an online poker site, i went to work on this timid litte amish whore. Then after a month of continued whore-speak, I lured her from Pensylvania to the bright lights of Newport News for the dooping of her life. She'll never forget the beach and patron, and me putting the head in her ass.

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Leet Speak

Despite what many people think, leet speak is not when you make letters with non-letter characters, like

| /\/\ |_33+ 2 |)00|)!!!

Though the non-letter characters used to make letters method is used occasionally, it is primarily made up of numbers acting as letters, like so.

y0 j00!!111 u c m3 0wnz0rz dat n00b v3r1ly ?? lolololololololo

Note that j00 is often used in place of "you" and many words end with a 0rz or a z. Also, letters aren't ALWAYS used, just when someone feels like being "l337". Leet Speak originated as a way for getting vulgar words (such as "u r fuxx0rz d00d!!) through filters in chat rooms and games.

(Many examples are listed above)

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moon speak

Any language that is not English

Tom: where is the bookstore?
Pablo: esta en el centro de la ciudad
Tom: I don't understand your moon speak

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