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That special child is about to lose their license to live
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The act of getting drunk and high off bath salts, then getting a blowjob from an alligator which ultimately results in the loss of ones penis
Benjamin was sad, so he gave himself the Florida special
crappy weed that you buy/sell to freshman or anyone else not worth giving your good weed to.
just smoked some freshman special a half an hour ago and i dont feel anything anymore.
A special gimp is someone who you once loved and loved you back but is now being a cunt to you. They try to make you as jealous as possible but fail therefor they are minecraft and life try hards that are good at nothing but being hated on.
When Zupan hands you a candidate whom you believe is all set, ready to take the job...however it turns out he delivered a real bag of shit, not closed and just a royal pain in the ass.
Following Zupan's advice, I presumed the candidate was ready to accept the role, however come to find out, the candidate was a real Zupan Special, he/she never intended to take the role, only used our offer to counter his current employer.
Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.
Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."
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When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
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