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when a japaneese person attacks you with a bucket of diariha
dude i was walking home when i got hit by a japaneese oil spill
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When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area
Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
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when a girl's ta-tas spill out of her bra, it's spilled milk.
"dude! did you see that girl's spilled milk?!"
"there's no point in crying over spilled milk."
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The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.
Mason: “Last night I gave her a Nevada Oil Spill”
Calvin: ”Shit that must have hurt”
To reveal your strange, secret kinks.
I have no pickles to spill!
Spill your pickles!
When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.
I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.
basically having a wank,maturbation
yeh i got bord so i had a quick scratch n spill session