spit and run

When a girl just sucks you off and goes her way without giving even a number or any info,leaving u with messed up emotions.More often than not it would be a swallow and run but that does not rhyme with hit and run and girls dont always swallow hence spit and run.

Guy 1) Those spit and run accidents leave so many emotional wrecks.

Guy 2 ) Straight up now tell me do u wanna love me forever or am I caught in a spit and run.

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spitting shit

speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.

Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.

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spit sisters

usually a friend and another friend (both female) that hooked up with the same guy.
but at different times.

girl you hooked up with him too!?
SPIT SISTERS!!!!!

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courtesy spit

when you spit on your on the other persons genitals, mouth or anus to provide lubrication

i gave her a courtesy spit her pounine wouldn't burn up.

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Umbilical Spit

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.

Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"

Hot Spitting

The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.

Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.

slit spit

Generic term for ejaculate or other fluids produced by the female genitalia, usually during sexual arousal.

Joe - "So did you manage to get a ride out of that slapper you were chatting up last night?"
Seb - "Yeah, the dirty slut virtually flooded my bed with slit spit"
Joe - "Hmm, I think I can still see some smeared round your mouth actually".