Tiananmen square

To crush the memories of a person / event / thing completely, as if nothing had happened and they don't exist, or just simply forgetting everything. Just like what the Communist Party of China did after the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests. Tank man

I had a really great word to put up on Urban Dictionary but I Tiananmen squared it !

Friend: Hey, how's things between you and your girlfriend ?
Me: Oh, she's my ex-girlfriend now, we broke up
Friend: Oh, you must be feeling really bad right now
Me: Oh, no no no, I Tiananmen squared her. Who was my girlfriend ? Nothing happened.

Me: Hey, ready to take your math exam tomorrow ?
Friend with extremely bad memory: There's a math exam tomorrow ? What is math ?
Me: Oh no ! It seems like you Tianamen squared everything ! Well, good luck for tomorrow's exam !
24 hours later
Friend does not show up

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loose square

One single cigarette often sold on street corners and city public transportation. Usually sold by bums and drug dealers.

Riding the Red Line train in Chicago, you will always come across someone selling loose squares, Frooties, the Sun Times, and pepper spray.

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square sausage

A ingredient of a sottish breakfast fry up. Really a lump of sausage meat that is fried or grilled and served up with your bacon, eggs, sausage, fried bread, tomatoes etc. Not recommended for those with heart trouble

I had breakfast with square sausage in Glasgow this morning

bush squared

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?

Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.

Moon Squares

Toilet Paper

dude! ran out of moon squares today had to use my sock.

square friend

French for squirrel.

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!

Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!

Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.

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