To become a couch potato until further notice.
Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.
I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.
Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?
Absolutely fucking awesome, tuff, legendary, cool asf
Ayo Brian these new emotes on fortnite are squash asf!!
A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.
A bro, A cro. Someone who has your back no matter what and is ready to ride or die with you.
A person who smokes weed in a public restroom (dabs and edibles don’t count it has to be bud)
Gary: *walks into bathroom with a bong and a bag of weed*
Philip: “Gary your such a squash!”
To rapidly twerk on a stop sign while eat a bowl of ramen.
I was so drunk last night I squashed
A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.
That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.