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Normally refers to the annual speech given by the President of the United States about the challenges and courses of action for the country.
I use the term to refer to the discussion lovers have over the health and prospective future of the relationship. The need to start such a conversation usually indicates that the relationship is already doomed.
Her: Honey, we need to talk. I'm upset with you shirking our Friday dates to play poker with your coworkers, and we haven't made love in two weeks. Why aren't you putting in the time with me?
Him: (thinking) Christ, woman. I don't feel like having a State of the Union with you right now.
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The Best College Football team ever!
Did you hear about Darren Sproles 2000+ yard season?
That was totally last year.
No he did it again!
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A shadow government ran by intellectuals, theorists, and other people who are tired of the abuse from their big government.
The Under State is a safe haven for voicing your opinions without backlash.
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a state which is very slow and everything about it sucks.
pennsylvania is a really shitty state.
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1. Originally RiverTech Community College, this is a young (1971) 4 year university now bearing the name Donkey State. Along with Bozo State and Donkey State, they may also be know as Boise State, but only to very few. Every year in Division 1A college football they host the Roadie's Truck Stop Bowl.
2. What Mark Schlereth uses to get back on the bus.
Bro: dude, i just graduated college.
Dude: uhh kind of, it was from Bozo State.
Bro: Boise State dude! Mom made you promise not to say that anymore! I'm telling!
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America, post 9/11 and hence a definitive hypocrisy
'Police state? Amrica, after the Patriot Act, which was written BEFORE 9/11 and which was always intended to be the 1984 bill
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A game in which one player thinks of a US state and then puts his hand on the other player's leg. The other player tries to guess the state while the first player moves his hand closer toward the 2nd player's crotch after each incorrect guess. Only with the correct state may the first player take his hand off the other's leg.
Example State Game:
Alabama? No! Wyoming? No! Connecticut? No! Ahhhhhhh Florida? No! Hahha. Illinois? No! Alaska? No! Washington? No!! Ohio? YES!! Ah phew, you almost reached my one eyed snake.
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