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When you absolutley get OWNED by a ping pong.... so hard it gives you a hickey of embarrasment its the equivelant of getting your balls chopped off!
Son:I was at this grad party last night and i got these nasty sting pong hickeys on my butt, tit, right and left testacle... it was wrong
Dad: Hahahaaha sorry i was so hard on you last night
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"Flat, stubbly, and wavy pussy that feels as if you are petting a stingray against the grain with a conjured sense of confusing terror. "
You could tell she was underage by how eager, yet shy, her sting ray coochy was dryly scratching against my pelvic region.
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same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.
'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'
or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:
'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'
'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'
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A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.
Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!
Just go up to some someone gurn your face andf shout ' Ring Sting Gurdle Ding!!!'
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First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
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