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Feeling nauseous about a certain situation. Example: boyfriend problems , family problems , pending test results
I'm so sick to my stomach wondering if I passed this test or not !
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A Ferullo Stomach ache is when you’re enjoying a nice summer day at ferullo you’ve been there for 5 hours you’ve already drank three ice waters from Dunkin Donuts and it’s almost time to go home. All of a sudden your stomach starts to curddle and you can no longer stand up straight. You feel extraordinary pain in your abdomen area and you no longer can walk. You still have to bike home and you feel that with every step the poop is getting closer and closer to coming out. You are being tortured by time by trying to get home fast enough to let out this demon that is causing havoc in your lower intestine. Once you get home you sit on the toilet for 1 hour or more. Contemplating life. You feel sweaty so you take your shirt off then you get goose bumps and start to freeze so you put your shirt back on. You try to go on your phone to distract yourself from the immense amount of pain your stomach is in, but the pain is to great that you throw your phone down on the bathmat because nothing will help. As some points during the stomach ache you remember times of when you didn’t have this stomach ache. You start to appreciate the times of painless fun with your buds shooting hoops at ferullo. And you realize it was all the water that caused this. And you swear to never do it again. But you end up doing it the next day.
My ferullo stomach ache was so bad I curled up in a ball for 3 1/2 hours in my bed not being able to move.
A much more pleasant way of referring to a fat persons stomach
Some of us can use a little help in putting on socks. Perhaps avoirdupois in the stomach area makes it difficult for you to put on socks.
A term used to get out of sex when you aren't feeling it.
Also used to get out of anythang you don't wanna do.
Girl: baby let me ride youu.
Guy: Ohh but my stomach hurts baebae
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This is what happens when an alpha gam gets so wasted on spring break that she gets seasick on land and hallucinates seeing pirates in south padre.
Damn...that alpha gam prez had stomach scurvy so bad she thought she was a seasick pirate wench in the 1800s.
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Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man
The tit to stomach ratio is way off
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A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.
"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"