Stretch Gang

Someone who enjoys watching live mice being fed to carnivorous and/or venomous animals such as snakes.

MWhen being eaten, mice stretch their limbs when then finally die.

"Live feeding! #stretch gang"

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Stretching it out

The act of pulling your flaccid penis to its erect length, so as to demonstrate its possible size when suffering the embarrassment of erectile dysfunction

So I got with this chick last night but I just ended up stretching it out for an hour.

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stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

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Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

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crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

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hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

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Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.

Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE

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