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Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.
Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.
Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!
Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!
Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.
*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*
Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!
Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!
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When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.
the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.
ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.
ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.
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affectionate name for a pant and top combo that is the colour of brown
do you have the pooky suit on tonight
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"... the chairman was wearing a suit and tie and Elaine was suited and booted in a dress, heels, the whole nine yards."
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An obese female that wears a three piece swimsuit in public. Also can be referred to as an OPS, for short.
check out the obesepiece suit (OPS) over to the left.
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"Don't go down to the dock tonight unless you want to get fitted for a wooden suit." (i.e. don't go down there unless you want to end up in a coffin.)
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sterile gowns worn in a silicon chip making plant which cover the person from head to tow to keep contaninants like dust away.
There are prep rooms where workers change into a series of gowns and gloves, collectively known as a "bunny suit".
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