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last surprise

you'll never see it coming

You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-

by October 8, 2022


fecal surprise

The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.

Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.

Wow you look horrible.

Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.

by !BlackDeath! November 15, 2007


Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.

"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."

by T3hTool August 15, 2011


Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident

Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!

by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020


Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up

Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast

by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017


Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018


sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

by pacfan834 November 26, 2007