Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.
Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!
Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.
When you out of condoms and you must reuse the one that you took off and flung on the floor. It will more than likely have lint stuck to it which may keep your penis warm.
I was out of rubbers and she was ready for round two so I had to give her the Cozy Sweater.
When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.
Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.
Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
1. An argyle sweater; usually worn with pride.
BRO: Dude, you have a glorious cack sweater!
DUDE: I know, aren't you jealous?
BRO: Fo' sho' nugga!
When it's sweater weather and a girl is trying really hard to look sexy, so she cuts holes where her cleavage is.
Damnnnn! Did you see Elise wearing that whore sweater today! Her tits were popping out at me!
Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.
That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.