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Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.
Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”
A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.
Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…
When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.
After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.
Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!
A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
This is when a person is very nervous and is in a great state of danger.
"Yo, your mom got sweaty thighs when we did it raw"