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Having sex on an Ikea bed
Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.
The Swedish Scarf is the act of performing the standing "69" position with a blonde that is choking her partner out with her hairy legs while being eaten out.
"Hey baby wanna let me wear your Swedish scarf?"
When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.
Girl gives you a hand job but your buddy moves her arm. Similar to Dutch rudder.
Dustin and Adam were pretty close after their Swedish stear.
Someone who solely eats Swedish Fish
The Swedish Pescatarian overdosed on Red Dye #40.
sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus
Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake
The operation of a motor vehicle, specifically an upscale sedan, in a questionably aggressive manner through a false sense of security, in the mistaken belief that advanced restraint, steering, braking and/or suspension systems and higher chassis build quality will permit the driver to escape collision or injury.
The term apparently originates from the emphasis on safety in Volvo's ongoing advertising campaign.
"Yo! Did you see that Beemer cut off that ambulance and rip across six lanes to that offramp?"
"Monkey got a bad case of Swedish courage..."