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When in an NBA playoff series, the winning team loses the first game and then wins the next four.
The Lakers will Douchebag sweep the blazers
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when one says "sweep my backroom" they are referring to cleaning their ass out before ou pound them hard
she said " sweep my backroom", i was like wtf im outta here nasty bitch
To have crazy, vigorous sex with someone from or within the Greater Sacramento Area.
"You Champion Chimney Swept my friend!"
A: Where are Tom and Sarah?
B: Oh, they're in the back room Champion Chimney Sweeping.
A:Grosssss
The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.
Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.
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occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.
Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.
And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
The arm that is used for repetitive action.
Person 1: Dude, my broom sweeping arm is aching
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I played squash for 2 hours
Person 2: ...wouldn't that make it your squash arm?
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When driving on a highway with three or more lanes, the act of moving your car all the way from the fastest lane to the slowest lane, or vice versa; bonus points for not checking your blind spot, not using your turn signal, or cutting off one or more other drivers. See Jewish jack-knife
1. I was about to miss my exit but I pulled a Puerto Rican sweep and made the bitch, cutting off an eighteen wheeler in the process.
2. Dude, that driver's an asshole. Watch this.
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