mario tax

The exorbitant price that often accompanies first-party/highly recognized video games, named after Mario, the Nintendo character and mascot.

That reseller wanted $20 for Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt just because it has Mario in it, damn that mario tax.

Everyone must succumb to the mario tax now, every collector must suffer.

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Vagina Tax

Money spent on the pursuit of a vagina. The vagina tax is a progressive tax (I.e tax rates are dependent on the vagina quality index). Vagina taxes are known to be excessive and often counterproductive.

Damn! That girl come with a large vagina tax.

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Tax Dumping

An Agreement between a company and a country to give an unreasonable low income tax to the first on order it to move his headquarter into the second

The European commission has ordered Apple to pay back the Irish state up to €13bn in taxes for tax dumping

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tax free

income that isn't reported to the IRS, hence it being "tax-free", usually gotten through illegal means such as drug dealing or illegal gambling

"You been hustlin all day?"
"You know it, gettin that tax free"

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Flat Tax

a tax by which the tax rate stays the same regardless of the size of the taxable base

An income tax that is a flat tax taxes all individuals at the same rate regardless of income level

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booty tax

The mandatory monetary or material dues owed to the female party from the male party in any romantic or sexual situation, particularly while a male and female are regularly dating.

Gabby: "Do you think he'll pay for my movie ticket on our date tomorrow?"

Sara: "Girrrl, you better MAKE him pay for that ticket, he's gotta pay his booty tax!"

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Simp tax

A paid Snapchat, Onlyfans, etc. subscription.

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."