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Taylor Swift, a narcissistic woman who relies solely on adoration. She uses song writing to make money and more fame. Every time something bad happens in her perfect life we have to listen otherwise Swifty will get in a tantrum. While she makes millions from petty problems, she also tries desperately hard to relate to people and always holds grudges. Shake it off was an attempt at pop music so she could make more money and earn more loyalty from fans. The whole premise of that song was to not care, while most of her songs are about her caring and being oversensitive. An extremely greedy person who should not be as popular as she is, but as the old saying goes "fake it 'til you make it"
Taylor Swift:
Taylor: I'm just going to shake, shake, shake
Person: But you're the one who cries over nothing...
Taylor: No I don't! I'm caring, sweet and cute.
Person: You use your face to project your career and make people pity you
Taylor: You're just a hater!!!!
Person: All I'm doing is giving facts
Taylor: FANS. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Wtf. Crazy bit-
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Damn, Taylor Swift is undoubtedly, the best role model anyone could ask for!
Taylor Swift is so amazing. I'm so proud of her.
I love, Taylor Swift so much. I just wanna be her friend.
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The best singer and person ever. If you hate on her you need a life, and if you call her ugly you need eyes. To make fun of someone's appearance is mean and terrible, and if you think Taylor's ugly you need an actual life. She has the best looks, voice, and personality of anyone ever and I can guarantee she's doing better than you fav right now. You're just mad she's better than you. So go get a life and stop shaming a celebrity you don't truly know. You aren't getting anywhere in life and you're an idiot if you hate her.
Taylor Swift is better than Ariana Grande.
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The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.
Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!
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The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.
Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"
Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"
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The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.
Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.
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Well anybody down there who doesnt like Taylor Swift has sand in there vaginia and shouldnt be talking here like seriously get a life.Okay?? Anyway Taylor Swift is a contry singer or they wouldnt put her on the CMA's (which is country music awards for all you slow ones) I dont know why you guys hate her you dont know her and Im not saying I do either but I dont hate her because her dreams came true and YOURS didnt!!
Person 1- "Who is that chick that beat Beyoncé?"
Person 2-" Oh that is Taylor Swift"
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