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where the chafes and etters roll
During VT week, many Tennessee High students enjoy deliberately chafing Virginia High students.
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The whole town has had a piece of that Tennessee tuna.
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When you drink so much Whiskey that you don’t even recognise yourself in the mirror.
Edd: What happened to Will last night?
Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.
While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.
V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.
Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.
A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.
Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.
It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.
Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson