Pitchin A Tent

The Art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent

Last night Gunnar was at the movies and he saw Julia and started pitchin a tent

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Tent Peg

Form of feminine protection commonly known as Tampons.

Hand me a tent peg, it's the only way my boyfriend will be able to earn his red wings without gagging

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shag tent

A tent by which sexual intercourse is performed.

Hey, let's go set up a shag tent.

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Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

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Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

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tranny tent

The surprising bulge in the pants of a male-to-female pre-op transgender individual.

Yo, I was making out with this hot chick and I glanced downward and saw that she had a tranny tent! I kept going anyway...

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fourth tent

to go one to far; pushing your luck to the limit, and then getting caught.

when someone is busted, "...when you went into that next room, where the guards were waiting, that was your fourth tent."

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