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A discord server with a whole bunch of e faggots
Do NOT join tequila on discord
Powerful and lovely in every way.
Tequila sure has made my night, I knew a lady named tequila once she was powerful and lovely just like the drink.
Ultimate bone helping juice
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?
-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.
-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute
Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"
The act of pouring a shot of tequila in your partner's ass, proceeding to fuck it, then making them suck off what's left
Dude you reek of alcohol, have you been drinking?
I went out on a date with Stacy and we ended with tequila backshots
Half an hour after Beer O Clock
Wow! Beer O Clock already ! Soon to be followed by Tequila Thirty !
The most mental out going and sexy beast of a man, once he has tequila he's a different animal. Count yourself lucky if you have a tequila tiernan in your friend group
Omg he's going full tequila tiernan